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Transcription
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Vocabulary:
hunter - lovec
whip out - hbitě vytáhnout
cell phone - mobilní telefon (též mobile phone)
gasp - vzdechnout hlasitě
soothing voice - uklidňující hlas
If you want to hear the joke to be told by a real English person, watch the very end of the following video (the last minute).
